so i still haven't decided how i want to do this, but for now i'll just run with this 'here's some stuff when i wrote it down' format
monday, april 9th
just got to our first gas stop and i found out the first exciting news of the day. i fart in my sleep. apparently my buffalo chicken burger from carl's jr. digested a little funny while i was asleep in the lower cargo hold (aka, the floor), much to the dismay of everyone else in the van. the gas station was pretty ep, frank and i pondered the possibility of ice cream products and eventually i had to leave just to stop myself from gorging. back to the lower cargo hold for me.